CHILDREN'S BOOKS YOU WILL NEVER SEE:

"You Were an Accident"

"Strangers Have the Best Candy"

"The Little Sissy Who Snitched"

"Some Kittens Can Fly!"

"How to Dress Sexy for Grownups"

"Getting More Chocolate on Your Face"

"Where Would You Like to Be Buried?"

"Katy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her"

"All Dogs Go to Hell"

"The Kids' Guide to Hitchhiking"

"When Mommy and Daddy Don't Know the Answer They Say God Did It"

"Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia"

"What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?"

"Why Can't Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?"

"Bi-Curious George"

"Daddy Drinks Because You Cry"

"Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver"

"You Are Different and That's Bad"

 

It was so long ago that I am not entirely sure who sent this to me...but I think it may have been Kelly Balster, so I'll give him the credit!