"NEW MATH"


What is 100%
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants over 100%. How
about achieving 103%? Here's a little math that might prove helpful.

What makes life 100%?

If A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:
H A R D W O R K
8 1 18 4 23 15 18 11 = 98%

K N O W L E D G E
11 14 15 23 12 5 4 7 5 = 96%

But.............
A T T I T U D E
1 20 20 9 20 21 4 5 = 100%

and.............
B U L L S H I T
2 21 12 12 19 8 9 20 = 103%

So, it stands to reason that hard work and knowledge will get you
close, attitude will get you there, but bullshit will put you over the
top.

And look how far

A S S K I S S I N G
1 19 19 11 9 19 19 9 14 7 = 118%
will get you!

 

 

Thanks to Pete Wheeler who forwarded this to me!