Nutty Nigerian “Business Request” letters

 

For a bit of background on this interesting scam that apparently (and amazingly) suckers some people, take a look at this article

 

These things are absolutely hilarious – extremely poor grammar & spelling, plus they usually don’t make much sense.  Certainly a legitimate business could do better, right?  Anyway, here’s a few REAL, unedited examples for your enjoyment…and don’t let the occasional reference to London/UK fool you…they all come from that same stinky part of the world.

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Joseph Segun [mailto:jostore@msn.com]

Sent: Friday, September 30, 2005 10:44 AM

Subject: Urgent Order.........

 

Dear Sales,

     I am interested in placing an order with you,But firstly i will like to know if you can ship your products to Lagos Nigeria. And i also want you to know that i am paying via my company Credit  Card. If  yes kindly get back to me with your website or your catalogue price lists, So as to make the selections of the products needed and also for you to be able to calculate the shipping cost to the shipping address below via any of the courier

listed: UPS,DHL,FEDEX,TNT.

Ship to :

7 BABALOLA STREET

ITIRE ROAD MUSHIN

LAGOS STATE

NIGERIA 23401

I will be expecting your reply immediately you receive this message Regards

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: smith don [mailto:shido_autopart@yahoo.co.uk]
Sent: Tuesday, October 11, 2005 9:20 AM
To: xcelxray@mc.net
Subject: Order

 

Hello  dear sir/ma,
Goodday to you my name is mikel, the purchasing manager l will
like to order some products in you store to lagos state NIGERIA.let me know if you have price and availability asap,if you dont could please Advice me on what you deals on may it could interest
me.

 

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: richard son [mailto:richardsonstore@hotmail.com]
Sent: Wednesday, October 12, 2005 2:48 PM
Subject: Enquiry.........

 

Hello,

Our  dearly organisation  wishes  to order  for some products  from you

andbefore we  proceed  we  will like to know the  type of credit cards you accept and the types  of international diplomatic  courier  services you ship through (DHL,FEDEX,UPS,TNT).so i will like you to   email me back with your  website and the types of credit cards  you  accept so that me may inform you of the items  we  wish to order..

 

Regards.

Richard.

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: david armstrong [mailto:d_astores@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, September 26, 2005 8:08 AM
To: myco@nwlink.com
Subject: ORDER PURCHASE!!!

 

 Hello Sales,
          Good day to you over there,My name is David Armstrong,i am one of the most successful business merchant in Liberia,i have Six (6) different stores in Liberia.Unfortunately the Six (6) stores were burnt into Ashes due to War and Violence in Liberia,it was so painful to hear that my stores has been burnt.So i decided to move down to Lagos in Nigeria to locate new Store where i will continue my business in selling different types of Products.And also i will mlike to make some Verifications about your store. Firstly, I will like to know if you ship internationally to Lagos in Nigeria. Secondly,Do you accept Creditcard (Visa or Mastercard) because i do make payment by Creditcards in Liberia.Moreso i will like you to get bcak to me with your.
If all these is accepted kindly forward to me your  Products Lists or the link to your full Catalog Page.
            Your Urgent response will be highly Appreciated............

Thanks And Kind Regards,
David .

 

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: mike kenedy [mailto:mike_kenedy2003@yahoo.com]
Sent: Monday, October 10, 2005 7:51 PM
To: mike_kenedy2003@yahoo.com
Subject: order enquiry

 

 
Hello Sales
Am KENEDY, by name,i reside in UK  but just opened a store in LONDON  i
will like you to give me an answer to this question,because i will like
to purchase some items from your store.
(2)DO YOU ACCEPT VISA/MASTER CARD FOR THE PAYMENT?
(3)DO YOU SHIP VIA FEDEX/DHL/UPS COURIER SERVICE?
i will like you to direct me to your website so that i can choose the
products.
i will be looking forward to hear from you
 
SHIPPING ADRESSE
Marina Brown
Flat 7 rown court
125 Plaston High Street
E 13 - 9HJ
London
UK
TEL+447031946822

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: joel madison [mailto:madison_joel2005@yahoo.com]
Sent: Wednesday, October 05, 2005 2:27 PM
To: info@affirmedmedical.net
Subject: order purchase

 

Good Day,
      I am interested in purchasing some items from your store and the shipping location is Nigeria and also the payment will be made with my credit card information.
   So i want to hear from you if you ship to Nigeria and if you accept Visa/Master credit card for payment.
I also need your website address.
Regards,
Joel

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: citi pharmaceutical [mailto:citipharmacitical_stores1@yahoo.co.uk]
Sent: Wednesday, October 05, 2005 8:53 AM
To: info@mitservice.com
Subject: SALES ENQUIRIES

 

Attn:Ma/Sir,
  Good Day to you this is MR KACKIE SMITH From  ENGLAND which is my
residence while i have my sale center in two Africa Countries ( Nigeria
& South Africa),I will like to confirm if you can supply Us Medical/Laboratory Chemicals and Equipents and Surgical Equipments to my outlet .Because The sales manager  contact me that we need to bring in some product in Also i will be glad to doing an evarlasting Business with your Company. 

Advice me if you do accept credit card ( Master Card,Visa And Amex)with information.
We do normally ship via DHL and Air Freight(AIRPORT-AIRPORT) in 3-5 Days.
Hope to do more Transaction with your company if we can  reach to these information given above.  Thank You Very Much And Regards

 MRS KACKIE SMITH

(CITIPHARMACITICAL  INC)

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: adexleke john [mailto:adexplazastore2@hotmail.com]

Sent: Sunday, October 02, 2005 11:24 PM

Subject: INTERNATIONAL ORDER

 

Hello Sales,

          This is ADEX STORE NIGERIA LIMITED here. I would like to make an order enquiry from your store but before we can proceed i would like to ask if you can ship internationally to my BRANCH OFFICE in Lagos State Nigeria.

Also, i would like to know if you accept creditcards of Visa & MasterCard. I would like you to advice back asap if you accept creditcard and you can ship to my Branch Office, lagos State, Nigeria. If you accept all the informations listed below do get back to me with your website and contact phone number for further consultment. I await your response asap.

Thanks adeleke john

+2348025854163

 

 

-----Original Message-----
From: Kiola Biola [mailto:rolland_store@yahoo.com]
Sent: Thursday, September 29, 2005 1:49 PM
To: jasper_gold2001@yahoo.com
Subject: Ordering Equiry.....

 


Dear Sales,
    Good Day, I am rolland  from Nigeria and I will like toplace an order from you and i want you to provide me your website so that i cango and pick the items i need from your store and i will like to know theshipping cost by UPS or FDX and my paying method is Visa Card,Master
Card.
    I will be waiting for your reply.
        I am online now for the reply.
          Best Regard

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: james handy [mailto:handyjames004@hotmail.com]

Sent: Thursday, September 29, 2005 3:00 PM

Subject: medical order

 

HELLO,

  THIS IS DR HANDY JAMES I WILL LIKE TO PLACE AN ORDER FOR THE ITEM BELOW :

[1] ONE TOUCH BASIC METER......30 METER

[2]digital automatic blood presure monitor [omron hem 712c]..30 units

 

I WILL LIKE YOU OT GET ME THE GRAND TOTAL PLUS THE SHIPPINH CHARGES VIA UPS EXPRESS OR DHL EXPRESS TO MY MEDICAL FACILITY IN LAGOS NIGERIA 23401 AND I WILL REMIT MY CREDIT CARD FOR THE PAYMENT as soon as you mail me with the grand total.i will be looking forward to your mail asap today.

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: hellen jamie [mailto:hellen_jamie007@hotmail.com]

Sent: Tuesday, September 27, 2005 9:54 PM

Subject: MAIL ORDER.......

 

 

HELLO SALES,

         AM INTERESTED IN YOUR PRODUCT.BUT I WILL LIKE TO KNOW THIS FOLLOWING INFORMATION FROM YOU. (1)DO YOU SHIP DOWN TO LAGOS NIGERIA IF YES PLEASE MAIL ME BACK (2)DO YOU ACCEPT CREDIT CARD AS MODE OF PAYMENT. IF YES PLEASE MAIL ME BACK.

(3) WHAT TYPE OF SHIPPING COURIER DO YOU USE FOR THE SHIPMENT> EMS,UPS,DHL.TNT. PLEASE I WILL LIKE YOU TO GET BACK TO ME WITH THIS FOLLOWING INFORMATION REQUIRED. THANKS AND REGARD........

 

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: richard son [mailto:richardsonstore@hotmail.com]

Sent: Saturday, September 24, 2005 3:08 PM

Subject: Enquiry...

 

Hello,

   Our  dearly organisation wish to order  for some items  from your  store or  company  but  before we  go  ahead  we  will like to know the types  of  credit cards  you accept  and we  will also like to know  if you can ship to our   client  in Nigeria.so if you accept  credit card  and can   ship to our   client in Nigeria i will like you to email me with your  website so that i may inform  you of the items  we  wish to order..

 

Regards.

Clarkson may.

 

 

-----Original Message-----

From: Mrs. Stacy Cline [mailto:stacycline2000@yahoo.co.uk]

Sent: Thursday, September 22, 2005 11:42 PM

To: Info

Subject: MEDICAL EQUIPMENT ORDER...

 

ATTN : Sir/Ma,

 

   I am Mrs. Stacy Cline, I will like to purchase  some of your medical equipment Prodcut  in I found your product interesting to me  ,As regards to our payment mode I will make  payment via my international credit card  {Master or Visa}.  Kindly advise me your Product and web site so that i can forwrad you

my nOrder  for you to make Out Cost on it  And also I will like you to

inform me if this payment mode is  acceptable to you and also the cost of

shipment to Nigeria via FedEx Express or DHL Courier Services.

 

Once I get a confirmation from you I will send you my order .

 

Await your urgent response.

 

Kind and Best regards.

 

 Mrs. Stacy Cline